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20 Tweets That Sum Up Married Life Perfectly

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Married life isn’t as glamorous as it might seem. It also isn’t as easy as you might think watching your parents dealing with life issues so easily. Marriage needs training, patience, and dedication. Once you marry someone, you need to learn how to live with them at peace, nourishing your loving relationship. You need to adult with your partner, while still remaining children at hearts. I know you probably have no idea of what I’m talking about, so here is the Internet to help you. Some loving husbands and wives tweeted what it’s like to be married in a fun and hilarious way.  Here are 20 tweets that married people can easily relate to.

1. Avoidance

Try finding them when you need something done…

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Source: Twitter | @GrantTanaka

2. That one special time…

Just because you did it once, doesn’t mean you get a free pass for the rest of your life.

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Source: Twitter | @MommaUnfiltered

3. Forgetfulness forever

No matter how many times you ask, you are still forgetting that bread! Every single time!

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Source: Twitter | @DanielRCarrillo

4. True love

Marriage is another way of signing a contract just to mess with the other person for the rest of your lives.

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Source: Twitter | @Cheeseboy22

5. Please look more carefully

Did you even look or just decided to leave it on me?

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Source: Twitter | @wife_housy

6. Pest control

Many women who love animals will use naming the animal as pest control.

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Source: Twitter | @HatfieldAnne

7. Sharing is caring

This is why you lock yourself in the bathroom when you don’t want to share a snack.

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Source: Twitter | @tchrquotes

8. Man, baby, everything.

You weren’t warned about this one.

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Source: Twitter | @est1975blog

9. Death in her angel eyes

It’s not true love if you haven’t thought about this at least a few times.

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Source: Twitter | @cbbrankley

10. Sharing is important

Get your own blanket!

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Source: Twitter | @Xalqee

11. One word…IKEA

Destroying relationships since 1943.

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Source: Twiiter | @momesty

12. At least she asked first

That’s why you’re going to eat whatever she makes.

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Source: Twitter | @XplodingUnicorn

13. Up all day to get lucky

Tacos are epic!

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Source: Twitter | @TheCatWhisprer

14. You will never get this sharing thing, will you?

It’s way harder than I thought it would be.

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Source: Twitter | @ValeeGrrl

15. Golf clap

Golf…the quietest sport.

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Source: Twitter | @HatfieldAnne

16. This is how you properly tell time in a marriage.

I eat because of you.

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Source: Twitter | @crunchenhanced

17. You never understand real pain.

And don’t you forget it.

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Source: Twitter | @KentWGraham

18. Yours, mine, and mine

It all becomes hers eventually.

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Source: Twitter | @emily_simms81

19. Put on a sweater, please!

Pretty accurate description of how this goes down.

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Source: Twitter | @simoncholland

20. Problem solved

How about saving some money?

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Source: Twitter | @londonsma
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