The way to anybody’s heart is through their stomach. Because everyone loves good food, and good food makes life good! Did you know that? Well, you do NOW. So, no excuses.
And speaking of good food, sometimes it doesn’t matter how good it is if you get it served in… amazingly peculiar ways. Or, terribly creepy ways? Or even in hilariously bad ways?! Are you getting annoyed yet at the idea of someone playing with your food? I know I am!
And these people below know that feeling well. You could say they know it all TOO WELL, because their photos are proof positive that they’ve been where no man, or woman, will boldly go. That’s just a no-go in life.
Thanks to 9GAG, we can engage in a bit of schadenfreude now, as we vicariously enjoy and judge and squirm at the photos that these people shared. If there’s one thing that a restaurant can mess up, it’s the food. And the way they served it! They had ONE job, and they made a mess of it!
Here are 21 examples of restaurant staff that needs to be fired.
1. It looked good on the menu, but little did they know they’ll be eating from a midget’s chair
2. It looks like someone puked in it
3. I’m sorry, is that a smear of blood?!
4. What are you having today? Oh, just cucumbers. Lemme get them from my cloth hanger!
5. That’s… Well. It certainly evokes certain unpleasant smells.
6. Did a dog poop on that paperclip?
7. Voila, our specialty! Bread on a chair!
8. Eating some dude’s dust, literally.
9. This is… inventive at least. Amusing.
10. I’m biting my lip now. I think that’s the appropriate response.
11. You could’ve eaten your OWN plant at HOME, you know.
12. When they run out of dishes and use that old snowboard instead.
13. “Look, mom, I stabbed a piece of bacon in the egg, heeheee!”
14. “Look, mommy! I dressed Barbie in bacon, heehee!”
15. “Look, you guest person, I opened a can of sardines for you!”
16. “Look, mommy, I put today’s lunch in my toy truck!”
17. (PEOPLE SCREAMING IN THE BACKGROUND)
18. When life serves you beans… Put them in a glass. (?)
19. “Look, mom, I stab–” Smack. “That’s enough, Tommy!”
20. Is this even hygienic?
21. Poor, poor food.