Even if you are an attractive person, it’s not all sunshine and roses, right? Some statistics claim that many attractive women are single because of many reasons. And dumping guys isn’t in those reasons, I believe. Being beautiful can bring you far in life, and that sometimes means that many will also try to hit on you. Here is a list of people who got dumped really fast by attractive people. Try not to feel sorry for them!
1. The easiest method: be engaged/married!
This method works most of the time, but it’s not a guaranteed success. There are some players out there who will persist no matter what.
2. When the recipient is stubborn and a bit slow to grasp the meaning of the message.
Although you can probably fool a good amount of people with this technique. But it’s not going to work with everyone. Some are smarter than others.
3. Savage superhero references are not welcome either.
If you’re going to use this method, you need to really know your superhero movies.
4. A bubble-beard can do as well.
Don’t let yourself get caught up in the game—just stay away!
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5. When the ex gets a little too confident!
Using a witty comeback can often produce the results you’re looking for.
6. I said “someone,” not “you!”
This technique is very direct. But when you put yourself out there in the first place, you need to have a backup plan.
7. A nice morning stroll sounds great!
Keeping it in the friend zone is a technique that is often deployed when you don’t fully want to let go. But you also don’t really want to commit either.
8. Technical difficulties…
You can simply blame the technology for the miscommunication and all should be good.
9. Women love educated men!
This type of messaging can be pretty subtle so don’t be surprised if they keep coming back at you with more attempts.
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10. Having “bucketz” in your name is never a smart move!
Isn’t it obvious?
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11. The ugly truth!
Direct message at its finest. It may seem harsh, but it gets the job done.
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12. Lord Jesus!
Who else needs directions?
13. That is one JUICY curve.
The only thing you need to worry about with this method is that they’ll probably keep coming back for more.
14. Outdated but classy…
We love this technique because it’s been tested and proven to work time and time again.
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15. *Jaws theme*
Many won’t get it at first, though. Be more specific and proceed with caution.
Source: Twitter | @daniel_salass
16. I ain’t leaving here without curving somebody.
Sometimes, you just need to get in there and let people know that you’re not fooling around.
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17. The awkward phase.
This method combines two different techniques: The technical problem with the witty return.
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18. The unnecessary, overly dramatic girl curve!
Sometimes, things can get out of hand.
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19. Don’t change your opinion so fast.
20. The harsh curve.
Stop it before its too late.
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21. Is Avril Lavigne really in any position to even ASSIST in a curve?
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22. The classics still hold up today.
It doesn’t always require words to get the message out there. Memes can also do the work.
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23. And for men, too.
It’s really up to how you say it.
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The most important thing is to play it cool!