People are intelligent creatures. We still might be far away from inhabiting other planets or finding a cure for terrifying diseases, but our brains will always produce a clever pun. And even though puns are often accused by some people of being the lowest form of comedy, you have to appreciate the thought process that goes behind them. Some puns are pretty good, others are bad, and some might even make you facepalm.
However, most of them will make you laugh and say: “that’s actually pretty smart, wish I have thought of it”
So here are 30 puns, compiled by Bored Panda, to make your day, because simply there is no such thing as too many puns.
1. Spotted a mama cat gently carrying her child today
2. A stable relationship
3. Clinton hiding in the bushes
4. Layover at the airport
5. Black man beaten by Police on NYC sidewalk
7. When you ask for a half pint in Ireland they take it literally
8. Found some amazing Indian writing
9. UFO caught on tape
10. Periodic table
11. My dad sent me a picture with the subject: I am worried about a mole I found on my arm
12. Holy s#!t
13. Spring is just around the corner
14. Pine cone
15. Not a huge fan, to be honest
16. Walmart raised it’s low prices
17. Girlfriend told me to wear a plain tie to dinner tonight
18. Weekly AA meeting
19. Do you wanna kiss?
20. Things are getting out of hand
21. Employees must wash hands
22. Frozen Hispanic
23. Money Lisa
24. Ice Ice baby
25. Two feet of snow
26. Rock bottom
That is one THICC rock.