Being a celebrity is not for the faint of heart – it’s hard work. Because basically, living and just being a celebrity IS your work. Tough concept to grasp, no? Well, that’s why these celebrities wrote books so you can learn!
Seriously, we all know those dumb as hell and absurdly pointless books that celebrities pump out just because they’re celebrities. I mean, for them, it’s just another avenue to earn extra cash, exposure and notoriety. What actually GOES in the book is… Well, I wonder if anyone’s even thinking about that. Just leave it to the ghostwriter to compile all that gossip into one barely readable mess!
And – voila! You have your celeb book. Well, AuntyAcid decided to make a list of these, which we are here sharing. We’re doing you a favor – this way you’ll know which books to AVOID. Let’s begin.
1. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
He has a book. Because why not, right? Never heard of him? He was in the Jersey Shore reality TV show. And in his book, he shares the secret system of his life which he dubbed “GTL.” GTL stands for “gym, tan and laundry.”
Okay, enough. NEXT!
2. Justin Bieber
Well, at least Justin can sing! However, he had an autobiography released when he was just sixteen. It’s called “Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story” and… Doesn’t contain much. Because he was still too young to have experienced much. Once he called his teacher mommy, though. So there’s that.
3. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
She’s not a bad celebrity at all, but come on, a book by her? I’ll pass.
4. Kate Gosselin
She had a lot of kids. Her book is about having a lot of kids. Yawn.
5. Tila Tequila
The title of her book is “Hooking Up with Tila Tequila: A Guide to Love, Fame, Happiness, Success, and Being the Life of the Party.” Well, I think we have enough gurus already, thanks, Tila.
6. Tori Spelling
She began with books for adults but has since then moved on to children’s books. Personally, I wouldn’t experiment on my kids by reading them some Tori Spelling!
7. Carrie Prejean
Winning a pageant now warrants writing a book. That’s all you need to know. If there’s more, please read her book and tell me about it.
8. David Hasselhoff
It’s not a joke. His book is really titled: “Don’t Hassel the Hoff: The Autobiography.” I mean… Alright. Fine. I give up.
9. Paris Hilton
Oh, Paris, dear Paris. Did you know she’s “written” several books instead of just one? Here are the titles so you can buy them right away and read all about her! The first one is called “Confessions of an Heiress: Tongue-and-Chic Pic Behind the Pose” in which she… confesses everything you already knew. And her latest one is called “Heiress Diary: Confess It All to Me”, which I don’t even know what it means.