The war between cats and dogs for the personal space of humans has been raging since the dawn of time. Basically, this ancient, cosmic conflict has been in the background of every social, technological and political change humanity has ever witnessed.
It’s not the first time we’ve documented these developments from the front of The Great Pet War; for example, last time cats and dogs were engaged in the massive stealing of human partners. The name of that operation is top-secret but is expected to see the light of day sometime soon.
Today, however, dogs have launched a counter-offensive, and the cat-leaning site Creative Idea has taken great care in exposing these canine shenanigans. This is straight up personal space violation material and will provide substantial evidence when The Great Pet War tribunal comes.
1. It all started with this dog gleefully violating her human’s personal boundaries.
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2. The cat spies reported that dogs were practicing these maneuvers:
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3. More dogs soon followed the directive to assimilate human boundaries.
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4. Photos like these were gleefully barked all over social media.
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5. It looks random, but the pooches actually pre-planned it.
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6. Children are very prized in the pet wars.
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7. Personal space? Wut wut woof?
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8. This human was tricked into defending himself – to his own detriment:
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9. Traitors of The Great Pet War, pictured:
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10. Some humans have sided with the dogs, training them:
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11. The human owner kissed his sleeping girlfriend. Doggo made a face INSTANTLY.
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12. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?! IS IT A CAT???!!
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13. “NO PHOTO IS SAFE” the dog wrote as he spammed this all over the internet
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14. “Yes, yes, like that, scrub it good” the dog said after he puked on the carpet.
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15. A dog spy seen perusing a cat door.
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16. Humans who are suspected of collaborating with cats are closely followed.
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17. This is how you rub off cat stink from your human.
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18. Human? What human? I see no human.
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19. Known cat supporters are to be overwhelmed with puppy love!
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20. These dogs have perfected the violation of personal space.
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21. And The Great Pet War rages on…
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It’s your turn, cats. Show them what real pet power is!