I have a little bit of a secret to reveal to you: I really dislike my feet. A lot of people I know say stuff like “What’s wrong with you? I love my feet!” Well, good for you, but there’s something about them that just… gives me wrong vibes.
Well, if you’re something like me, prepare to have your will to live drastically sapped (not really) with this gallery of scary as [email protected]#k feet photos that will creep you out.
1. For people that seriously make you mad
You can flip the bird with both hands and both feet!
2. How many thousand miles has this person walked in their life?
3. Most likely photoshopped
But it’s scary!
4. How do you even do this?
I would scream in pain, just saying.
5. How does this person wear shoes?
6. Once again, a photoshopped picture
But just imagine someone was born with natural high heels blended into their feet. Horrifying!
7. I don’t know what part of this is worse
8. Don’t expect this to show up on our nail ideas any time soon
For something more… everyday, how about these summer-appropriate watermelon nails?
9. Toes or fingers?
Once again the same question, how are shoes for this person comfortable?
10. PLEASE SHAVE!
11. This is why you should take care of your toes
12. Get a bigger pair of shoes, please
13. I’m kind of hoping this actually is Photoshopped
14. Not long enough
15. Not sure if toe or spider
16. That’s a lot of fungus
Not a good thing.
The only sort of acceptable thing about this is the blingy toe ring.
18. Kind of a squeeze
19. An excellent tattoo
It makes sense due to this person’s toes being connected, but… eh… not a big fan.
20. Kim Kardashian
The shoe itself is bad enough.
22. Slightly tight fitting shoes on the red carpet
By the way, did you know why celebrities always wear a shoe size bigger on the red carpet? Read about it here.
23. Carrot toes
I can only imagine that this carrot was grown by the person who these feet belong to, because they look tired.