Ah, Westeros. The land of wonder! The land of the Seven Kingdoms! Ever wondered how tall your favorite Game Of Thrones character is? We all know that height correlates inversely to intelligence – as proven in my case. I am the shortest, and yet, the most clever.
But that raises other questions. Would that mean that the tallest Westerosi would also be the most empty-headed? I must admit I already know the answer to that question. But that’s what I do, I drink and I know things.
But what kind of an ingenious dwarf would I be if I did it all by myself? Of course, my fellow man, I recruited a Bored Panda to help with my research. Below, we’ve categorized all of the characters by their real-life height. This way, you can find out who’s really the shortest, and most intelligent in all of Westeros and beyond. And, inversely, who is the tallest one and with that, the most dimwitted.
Will it be Gregor Clegane? Or that slimy squid called Theon Greyjoy? Maybe it’s my accursed brother Jamie, or his rougher half, Brienne of Tarth? Or that lovely bastard Jon Snow? This scroll has the answer. So start scrolling to find out!
And of course, it starts with me.