It would seem that a lot of guys nowadays pump iron to get chicks more than to actually look good and healthy.
There are a lot of quick alternatives to getting some very nice (albeit unnatural) muscles that don’t require that much effort, but do require money and will cost you in terms of health.
One man named Valdir was apparently growing tired of his thinness, so he decided to swap his thinness for some big muscles. The results are… debatable.
Valdir Segato, born in Ribeirão Preto, a municipality in the northwestern region of São Paulo, decided to start injecting his muscles with synthol oil, because he was apparently tired of all the jokes and tired of being thin.
His main inspiration comes from the physiques of Arnold Schwarzenegger and the Hulk and he is proud to be known locally as ‘He-Man’ and ‘the monster’ in the street.
However, I don’t think it takes a genius to realize that this doesn’t look natural in any way. His pecs look like a decent pair of female breasts, and his arms and shoulders are pretty unbelievable. His waist looks so out of place with the rest of his body.
Valdir appeared on the Brazilian TV show A Transformação Mais Incrível in 2015, which basically translates to “Amazing Transformations”.
A lot of people believe that Valdir’s muscles look like the way they do because he injects synthol oil into them. He is reportedly very happy with his body, though.
‘He says he does not recommend it to anyone as well, but he loves it, that’s why he does it,’ one explained.
‘He wanted to get big so he also used anabolic steroids and actually wants to get even bigger, especially in the legs.’
For those that don’t know, synthol is an oil that enhances muscle appearance. While that may sound like a good idea, it definitely is not, as it can cause serious damage to your body. Things like nerve damage, cysts and ulcers, and pulmonary embolisms.
He was apparently competing in an extreme body competition against a woman with massive fingernails. Interesting.
Valdir who is a construction worker, said: “This is a dream come true that I searched for and conquered.”
“You look at your body and see that it’s growing and you’re going to want more.”
“They call me Hulk, Schwarzenegger and He-Man all the time and I like that.”