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24 ‘You Really Don’t Want To Be Doing That, Mate’ Moments

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Ah, people! They never fail to surprise you! Yeah, humans are the most intelligent species on the planet. They are full of ideas, always inventing new things, thinking up new and better ways to do stuff, finding new stupid things to try, and basically making up all kinds of weird-as-hell decisions that are just bound to land them in heaps of trouble. But that’s the fun in life, isn’t it?

Not always. You know that gut feeling you get sometimes when you just know that a situation can end in only one way, and that is badly? Well, if you don’t, strap yourself for a new adventure, ’cause you’re about to find out. Here are 24 moments, compiled by Diply, when you will just want to warn these people and, channeling your inner Jack Sparrow, shout at your screen “You really don’t want to be doing that, mate!” Don’t really shout, though. That would make you look really, really silly.

1. When video games are so addictive that you can’t stop playing for fifteen minutes

That is ridiculous though. He’s not really bathing. He’s just sitting in water. His body isn’t going to wash itself while his hands are busy with the controller… And, of course, there is the danger of electrocuting himself, but that seems like a minor inconvenience in comparison.

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Instagram | @memelif3

2. When you just can’t help bartering for everything

$50 does seem like a lot of money to pay for makeup. But, then again, I’d rather pony up and pay, than end up looking like that last picture. *shudders*

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Instagram | @louisyogapants

3. Roar! Roar! I’m a vicious predator! Fear me, hooman! Omnomnom!

That’s not a teddy bear, lady! What are you doing? Just because it’s cute and cuddly, it doesn’t mean it’s not dangerous!

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Instagram | @x__antisocial_butterfly__x

4. Scammers! Scammers everywhere!

What a genius way to get your laundry done! Poor, broke college students are the most creative people in the world!

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Instagram | @mememang

5. The Internet lied? No way!

All those microwave hacks on the Internet always do their job! Which is to destroy your microwave.

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Instagram | @wot_u_sayin_tho

6. Again. What kind of people are these on the Internet?

Considering there are native English speakers who get misspelled English words tattooed on them, this isn’t actually too bad of a mistake. Still. It’s always worth it to get a second opinion, don’t go on blind trust.

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Instagram | @thesavageposts

7. Danger! Disaster imminent! Abandon premises!

How could anyone think this is a good idea? How could anyone think that is a cup holder? Unbelievable!

 

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Instagram | @will_ent

8. Nature fights back!

Humans aren’t the only ones who like an easy meal. Why bother go fishing when you can just eat the fish already fished?

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Instagram | @meme.w0rld

9. I know what I’m doing!

When you’re trying to help your mum with the washing, and end up completely ruining everything. Now you have no pillow, and no washing machine! Yay for you!

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Instagram | @meme.w0rld

10. Police: Oh, you’re having a nice day? Let me fix that for you!

Me, whenever I get stopped by the police: Calm down, it’s just a routine check, you didn’t break any laws, you’ll be fine.

Also me: Oh my God! I’m going to jail!

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Instagram | @mememang

11. Launching bread in 3… 2… 1…

Just make sure you clean the floor before you do this, because you’re going to need to eat off it.

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Instagram | @wot_u_sayin_tho

12. Sometimes video games leave you with unrealistic expectations

Unfortunately, in real life, that is a sure way to get killed.

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Instagram | @memelif3

13. This man is on fiiiiirrreeee! He’s walking on fiiiiiirrreeee!

Hey, totally worth it for that close-up!

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Instagram | @meme.w0rld

14. This room is on fiiiiirrreeee! Yeah, sorry, can’t get that song out of my head now…

Sometimes the Universe sends you a sign that you shouldn’t do something. It’s clearly saying never do laundry again.

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Instagram | @memelif3

15. The latest fashion trends straight from the Great Leader himself!

I just happened to have an extra 80 bucks and I didn’t know what to spend them on. Now I know!

 

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Instagram | @kalesalad

16. Oh, deer… What have we here?

Look at that guy’s face! So completely shocked! Time to get out of there!

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17. Forever alone

Caught in the act! This would go perfectly well on this list of filthy liars!

 

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Instagram | @hereforthebanter_

18. Pics or it didn’t happen

Hey, it takes all sorts! Some are cat-people, some are dog-people, and then there are the very rare and not very well-known ostrich people.

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Instagram | @x__antisocial_butterfly__x

19. Exhibit A: A Bar Of Soap

You can’t keep sheltering it! It needs to get out in the world and be useful!

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Instagram | @wot_u_sayin_tho

20. Persistence doesn’t always pay off

She’s laughing now, but she probably won’t be when her boyfriend gets angry at her for invading his privacy…

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Instagram | @kontheabstract

21. Watch out for hop-ons!

Trash panda starring in the latest Mission Impossible!

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Instagram | @will_ent

22. Who you gonna call?

Finally, Snapchat is actually useful! It detects ghosts!

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Instagram | @kalesalad

23. Breaking and exiting

Dogs just wanna have fun!

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Instagram | @will_ent

24. I laugh in the face of danger!

What’s the worst that could happen?

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Instagram | @kalesalad
Source: diply

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