Fiction ain’t got nothing on reality. If you think crazily ridiculous and insanely implausible things happen only in books and movies, this list will convince you that the true madness is out there in the real world. You can’t invent these things! And you wouldn’t believe them either, if we had just told you the story instead of offering you cold, hard proof, in the form of these photos, compiled by Diply. Go on, take a look, just keep two words in mind. True. Story.
1. Bob’s your uncle
Ah, Americans… They spend half their education studying Spanish, and they still haven’t learned the word for ‘uncle’.
Twitter | @simbaki_
When you’re empty inside but you keep on trudging.
Twitter | @JackedYoTweets
3. Literature 101
The greatest hack to essay writing. Thousands of students are eternally grateful to whomever had this genius idea.
4. An auspicious beginning
Hope the happy times with the boys will keep you warm when you sleep all alone on the couch.
Twitter | @brooke_beebe
5. The case of the vanishing tattoo
It’s either a very inconsistent case of the Photoshop, or that tattoo dissolves in water really fast and easy: indeed, just being near the water seems to do the trick.
Twitter | @Abdinoorx2
6. The walking meme
Me: I hate rubber boots.
Also me: Go on! Put them on! You know you secretly want to!
Reddit | WhatItalianguu
7. Baa Baa!
This must be the same person who put their phone in the microwave to charge the battery.
Reddit | koldphlame
But she’s happy! She deserves a pass!
Twitter | @TedeVision
9. No justice!
When no-one appreciates your efforts enough to reciprocate them.
Twitter | @bychiume
10. A whole different level of petty
Have a brother, they said. He will be there for you when no-one else will, they said. Well, he bloody is now! He’s right there to block my view, when nothing else did!
Reddit | adhayek
11. Why make it simple?
That’s exactly why parents shouldn’t be on Facebook. And also, that’s exactly why parents should be on Facebook…
Instagram | @kalesalad
12. Elon Musk can’t get a response…
Probably because he exceeded the limit of allowed emojis, which is zero.
Imgur | fahadzaidichicago
13. When your dad is a fashionista
You were doomed from the start.
14. First appearances can be deceiving
That is most definitely not a dog’s paw! Are you blind, man? It’s a werewolf!
Twitter | @Dufined
15. Was there ever a chance of this ending differently?
All your efforts to protect your little one’s precious ears have gone right out the window.
Imgur | DarkPrincessOfYourNightmares
16. All cars matter!
Why would you do that? Poor defenceless car! Why deface it like that?
17. At least your face will be hidden…
This toilet gives you something much better than privacy. It gives you the illusion of privacy!
Reddit | Yamezj
18. Sweet dreams
That video should’ve said, ‘don’t try this at home’…
Imgur | Preggasaurusrex
19. Ah, true love!
When he accepts her weird choice in nail art, and she accepts being called a ‘bitch’?
Instagram | @openlygayanimals
20. What the f-
Honestly, I can’t say what’s the most disturbing thing about this… Wish I could unsee it…
Instagram | @blackgirlrantss
21. Silver lining
While their obsession with a restaurant is weird at best, the name is actually not that bad. Garton sounds kinda French, doesn’t it?
Twitter | @ABC
22. Mistakes were made
The worst possible case of tan lines in the history of the world.