Intelligence isn’t a determining factor when it comes to falling for someone. Sure, it’s very important, but you can love someone even if they aren’t the sharpest tool in the shed. You can even find their simplicity exasperating, but at the same time charming and adorable. Still, there are people who are just not the brightest, and then there are people who are as bright as Alaska in December. Which is not at all.
On the Internet, one can often encounter this latter kind of people. And it always comes as a huge surprise how thick a person can be. It seems rather impossible that people exist who still firmly believe that the Earth is flat, or people who think that if you cut a pizza in eight pieces you get more pizza than if you cut it in six.
In the face of this level of denseness, we are left with nothing else to do but laugh. So let’s celebrate these people whose partners couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. This list, compiled by Bored Panda, of hilarious epic fails will definitely make you feel better about yourself.