This is getting a little old, you guys, don’t you think? Yet here we are, clicking yet another time on yet another Khloe Kardashian, pregnancy-related article. Because, let’s face it, we do love Khloe, but seriously, are we still doing this ‘is she pregnant, is she not’ thing?
IF Khloe’s pregnant, it would be her first child, and yes, we’d be very happy for her. But if she isn’t, then we’re trapped again in another worldwide spread news about whether she’s been covering her pregnant belly with clothes, or if she just felt like wearing something oversized, which is a completely common thing for someone in their thirties, believe me, I know, I’ve been there. I’m there now.
So, Khloe was spotted on Tuesday, out for a day of filming in Calabasas, CA, wearing, like I mentioned before, loose-fitting, black clothing.
May I remind you though, that sister Kylie almost (I said almost) invented huge, oversized hoodies and male t-shirts, and she’s been wearing them for years, but no one’s saying she’s been pregnant for years! No, they say she’s been pregnant for the past few months, even though, LIKE Khloe, she never really confirmed anything.
Remember the velvet coat? Yeah, same thing.
Are those Chanel slides, by the way?
Her hair looks awesome by the way, but seriously, have you seen Khloe with bad hair? Me neither.
So, let’s count how long we’ve been reading and writing these articles…. The news broke in September, so… Two months? More? That’s a long time to let someone pull your leg, although, if we’re being honest, Khloe doesn’t owe us any explanations. Neither does 26-year-old ALLEGED father of the baby Tristan Thompson, but still, can they stop ‘torturing’ us?
And yet, these “sources” seem to appear non-stop. Like this one source that told People that, “Yes, Khloe and Tristan are expecting and they are absolutely thrilled.”
“This isn’t something they were in a rush to announce to the whole world, and it’s only been in just the past week or so that they’ve felt comfortable telling most of their inner circle.”
Um, okay source, so how much longer do we have to wait?
While Khloe and Kylie’s pregnancies are still in rumor format, we have at least one other confirmed and absolutely celebration-worthy: Kim and Kanye are expecting via surrogate and that’s awesome.
So, how ’bout some spillin’ the beans, Khloe?
Aw, well. We can wait some more, I guess.