Some people just want to watch the world burn. What we have here are 24 (TWENTY-FOUR!) occasions, where people simply have to be stopped. I mean, that horrible, horrible way to hold you’re freshly picked up pizza…
1. Why, humans. I mean, you can dip each fry in… Aw, forget it.
2. Ice cream is not made to be bitten. It’s not. This is not okay.
3. Oh, MY GOD, why not savor it. Is nothing holly to you?
4. You need to consider what you’re raising, woman. Do teach your offspring the proper way to eat a burrito.
5. This is not cool.
It goes the other way around, ugh!
6. I can’t look directly at this.
7. Is that the way to eat it?
8. Can someone please check the sanity of this person, OMG.
9. Oh, please stop eating in public, you’re making us cringe.
10. Do not engage in conversation with your cousin anymore.
12. What is this?
13. How do they go on with their lives after opening the cereal box the other way round?
14. Is… Is that a potato?
15. Okay, this isn’t exactly ‘food edition’, but it’s cringeworthy nevertheless!
16. I have a reason to believe that the person who did this had certain contact with alcohol.
17. That is string cheese, you animal, not some random neanderthal gum, shame on you!
18.We all have an evil member of the family.
20. A bread of ketchup, spiced with some processed meat?
21. What is wrong with you?
22. Let’s just hope that that’s Photoshop, or I will literally turn off the internet for today.
23. No, no, no, no.
24. Sigh. Yes, we also know a person who eats pizza with a knife and fork.
No, we’re not friends with that person.