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23 Walmart Customers That Need To Be Put Under Protection By UNESCO

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Some people believe Walmart is a great American tradition, but it is actually the hypermarket customers that are the ones worth preserving! Since besides monuments, UNESCO is now putting intangible traditions typical for certain regions under protection, it would be an excellent idea to nominate the tradition of going to your local Walmart and looking like you’re attending a Halloween acid rave.

Here are only twenty-three of the thousands of ludicrous outfits worn by customers in the isles of the great Walmart.

1. The King is not dead, but he isn’t at some Caribbean island either… he’s at Walmart!

 The King is not dead, he just went home… to Walmart

2. If you ever think your daily outfit is too tight and revealing, think of this photo

If you think your outfit for the day might be a little too tight and revealing…

3. Those shorts sure are tight, but cowboys famously can’t resist the sale of plums for 98 cents per pound!

 Howdy cowboy!

4. Walmart’s got your back for when those six beers you drank before lunch start to kick in

When sleepiness strikes, it doesn’t matter where you are, it’s time to hit the hay

5. And you thought that cowboy had the best boots you’d see today

Wow, this just keeps getting weirder as you go down

6. Walmart will hug you on its corporate bosom no matter what outfit you’re wearing

It doesn’t matter if you’re wearing a full outfit or not, Walmart will still welcome you!

7. This guy will grant you three wishes, except if one of them is never to see him again or to give you his boots

This guy will grant you three wishes

8. Walmart is the best way to test that old saying: if you can still feel your feet, you ain’t drunk

There’s a saying around here: If you can still feel your feet, friend, you ain’t drunk

9. This beast’s habitat is supermarket isles

 If I was out in the woods and it was a choice between meeting a real bear and this guy… I know what I would choose

10. Which way to the pet food aisle?

Which way to the pet food aisle?

11. Walmart is a safe haven for peeps: they can watch underwear and naked butts safely all day long

If you do take a trip to Walmart, chances are you’ll at least see somebody’s underwear

12. Get a load of this clown

Get a load of this clown…

13. You definitely don’t want to have to decide whether somebody’s outfit is fancy dress or not

You definitely don’t want to have to decide whether somebody’s outfit is fancy dress or not

14. Imagine going through your list of groceries only to look up and see these two jokers

Imagine looking up from your list of groceries and seeing these two jokers

15. Walmart customers just love feeling the breeze on their butts

Now don’t you feel lucky you only saw that lady’s underwear earlier?

16. Sorry ma’am, no returns or refunds – and I don’t care how stuck on your head it is

Sorry ma’am, no returns or refunds

17. Call it a strange kind of intuition, but something tells me this guy really likes Pabst Blue Ribbon

Call it a strange kind of intuition, but something tells me this guy really likes Pabst Blue Ribbon

18. That is one serious case of Visible Panty Line

That is one serious case of VPL

19. No, that back is not the most outrageous part of this picture

The giant battery on her head really sets off this lady’s outfit

20. Point and laugh all you want, but we’ll see who’s laughing when the aliens abduct you and probe you in glass tubes

Point and laugh all you want, but this guy isn’t getting brainwashed any time soon

21. A Walmart customer who’s valuing their windshield wipers more than their car

If this was the scene in the parking lot, I’d turn around and drive away

22. Clean up in aisle three… let’s just hope someone didn’t mistake aisle three for the john!

Clean up in aisle three!

23. Just a hunch: do you also think this person probably called into Walmart for more duct tape?

 Do you think this person has called into Walmart for more duct tape?

Source: auntyacid

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