Wanna Wrap Yourself In This Crochet Blanket Shaped Like A Tasty Pizza?

Wanna Wrap Yourself In This Crochet Blanket Shaped Like A Tasty Pizza?

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Who doesn’t love pizza? Does such a person even exist? I am honestly not sure! And I can’t bother to think about such negativity right now, because I’m wrapped in this cozy pizza blanket!

Or, I wish I was! Created by crocheter and food lover Jade Stoner, the delicious crochet blanky will give you the perfect feels when you’re sitting in front of your TV, watching your favorite movie and enjoying some pizza. The only risk I see here is that probably, your friends and family might get hungry at the sight of a huge Italian specialty strolling about their home.

And they might want to take a bite of you! Why, you ask? Well, let me do a step-by-step of the ‘why.’ (Thanks for inspiring me, Diply!)

1. It looks amazing!

Seriously, it looks so soft. I wanna touch it. I wanna see how the tiny meat slices feel to the touch. And stick my finger deep inside that gorgeous, soft, hot cheese. Mmmmm! I WANT IT ALLLL PLEASE GOD

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Source: Instagram | @jadeestoner

2. This is you, moments before your little brother sank his teeth into your knee.

If I were this, I’d never actually fall asleep. I mean, I am wrapped in a pizza, right? How CAN I sleep?!

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Source: Instagram | @jadeestoner

3. If you survive, you can fold the blanket into a pizza slice!

Then again, someone might open your closet and steal it!

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Source: Instagram | @jadeestoner

4. I WANT IT BECAUSE PIZZA GOD DAMN IT

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