Strange Playlist: The 25 Most Bizarre Christmas Songs And Collaborations

Christmas season is the most wonderful time of year, but if experience has taught us anything, it’s the weirdest too. How do we know this? Well, just look at all the strange, borderline creepy Christmas songs that misguided musicians usually release just in time for the festivities.

And I have to admit, what would we do without these musical abominations? I mean, we’re all tired by Mariah Carey’s carols, aren’t we? That’s gotten a bit too old by now. At least the weird carols and collaborations go along fine with the strange decorations that hit the markets during holiday season too.

If I had to guess, I’d say that people are becoming more bizarre, and so is the music.

Thanks to Ranker, we’ve compiled the definitive playlist of creepy holiday season songs. You want to creep someone out? Or maybe you… just… ENJOY creepy music like this? I’m not judging! Whatever your need may be, I hope this list scratches that itch. So, brace yourselves – here comes the creepy list.

1. Lady Gaga – “Christmas Tree”

Source: aR|Gon

2. Diplo – “Frosty Bounce” (feat. Angger Dimas & Nicky Da B)

Source: Mad Decent

3. DMX – “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer”

Source: Hip-Hop Power

4. Justin Bieber & Busta Rhymes – “Little Drummer Boy”

Source: JustinBieberVEVO

5. Tom Waits – “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis”

Source: MissHonaloochie

6. Run-DMC – “Christmas In Hollis”


7. Beck – “The Little Drum Machine Boy”

Source: Fletcher Lenz

8. Basshunter – “Jingle Bells (Bass)”

Source: Hard2beatRecords

9. Sufjan Stevens – “Christmas Unicorn”

Source: dylanbyronfoy

10. John Denver – “Please Daddy, Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas”

Source: Earth Mistress Teyha 2

12. Afroman – “Deck My Balls”

Source: Mike Bertelsen

13. The Wombles – “I Wish It Could Be A Wombling Merry Christmas Every Day”

Source: DramaticoMusic

14. Twisted Sister – “Oh Come All Ye Faithful”

Source: twistedsstrVEVO

14. AC/DC – “Mistress For Christmas”

Source: mason henry

15. Shonen Knife – “Space Christmas”

Source: hogget13

16. Fat Les – “Naughty Christmas”

Source: Carrie Self

17. Garfunkel And Oates – “Scary F*cked Up Christmas”

Source: Garfunkel And Oates

18. Jacob Miller & Ray I – “Deck The Halls”

Source: Darth Vader

19. Cher & Rosie O’Donnell – “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)”

Source: CherVEVO

20. Ray Stevens – “Santa Claus Is Watching You”

Source: raystevensmusic

21. The Residents – “Santa Dog”

Source: Kostas Panagiotidis

22. Ariana Grande – “Santa Tell Me”

Source: ArianaGrandeVevo

23. Ozzy Osbourne & Jessica Simpson – “Winter Wonderland”

Source: davidwardsullins

24. Brenda Lee – “I’m Gonna Lasso Santa Claus”

Source: Bonneville66

25. T.Rex – “Christmas Bop”

Source: glamejm
From: ranker

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