Are you a dog who hates cats just because you’re secretly jealous of them for all the cool things they can do, and you can’t? Like, for example, climbing the Christmas tree? Then shredding it to pieces? And your human boss, I mean slave, not getting appropriately pissed off about it?
Well, if so, you should stop reading this, dog, because it will just make your ears smoke with jealousy! Or maybe you’re just a human who feels the same. If so, take solace in the fact that almost everyone else is jealous of cats. And today, thanks to Ranker, we’re showing you 28 reasons as to “why.”
Why? Because cats are having by far the most fun on Christmas, that’s why! And they’re simultaneously venting all their frustrations out on the Christmas tree! It’s like having a party and visiting the shrink at the same time!