If you thought that girls are pooping rainbows and always smell like roses, your dreams might come crashing down. The reality is that girls can be kinda gross and lazy sometimes. But, it’s all happening behind in the privacy of our homes; from giving our boobies a lil jiggle (yeah, girls do that) to watching a whole season of Dynasty on Netflix without our pants on, it really doesn’t take a lot to satisfy us.
It’s all about the little things. Some of those things are universal to all women and some of them are specific to girls who are extra low-maintenance. Well most of us.
Here are 8 meaningless little things that bring girls a huge amount of pleasure, courtesy of Aunty Acid.
1. Plucking out a chin hair in one smooth pull
Girls are hairy and we deal with plucking, waxing, and shaving on a daily basis. But, the most annoying of all our hairs are those on our faces. That’s why it is so satisfying when you pluck that thick black hair in just one try. So smooth again.
2. Playing with your pubes whilst watching television
No one knows why girls do this, but it’s really satisfying for no particular reason. It’s just so fun and surprisingly relaxing. At least, we don’t do it in public like some boys do.
3. A poop which makes you feel like you’ve lost half your body weight
It’s hard to imagine that women poop. Just try imagining Beyonce. You can’t can you? But, they do and when you finally ‘drop the kids off at the pool’ you will feel like you’ve lost half of your weight.
4. Giving your boobies a lil jiggle
This is something that almost all women love to do. After all, you have to check if your boobies are still there with you. It’s very helpful technique for stress relief. Either way, it’s our body and we will do exactly what we want with it.
5. Using the men’s bathroom because the line for the women’s is way too long
Every woman who has been to a bar knows that the line for the women’s restroom is way too long. Women do everything in bathrooms; they check their make up, change their stockings, and a lot of other things. That’s why the only option is to go into the men’s toilets. The lines there are short when you really, really need to pee.
6. Digging out an ingrown hair
Ingrown hairs can be really annoying. The right thing to do is take a pair of tweezer and carefully pluck out the hair to minimize potential infections. However, most women will choose to do it with bare nails. Who has the time and patience for tweezers, am I right ladies?
7. Complimenting other girls
After few glasses of Chateau La Prade Côtes, even the shiest girls get extremely chatty and we start giving compliments to girls we have never met before. Girl’s bathrooms are where you go if you want to feel better about yourself. There is always some drunk girl that will tell you how stunning you look.
8. Using dry shampoo instead of actually washing your hair
Washing your hair every day might not be that hard. But straightening it or curling it is what the problem is. That’s why a lot of girls turn to the quickest fix for a greasy hair dry-shampoo.