Well well well, what do we have here! A cat selling fish! Another point for the cats in the Great Pet War I assume! Even though it’s peacetime, cats and dogs are seemingly still in competition. I should probably start calling it the Great Pet Cold War I guess.
This time we can thank 9GAG for the latest developments on the front. After dogs stumbled over each other in a silly, clumsy retreat, humans intervened and brought a truce. But it seems that cats, the true masters of humans have found a way to profit from the peace!
Meet Chó, a three-year-old cat from Vietnam, who spends his time dressing up and selling fish. The uninitiated into the Great Pet War between dogs and cats might not think twice of it, but Chó actually means ‘dog’ in Vietnamese. Coincidence? I think not!
His human slave is called Le Quoc Phong, and he has some interesting, and naive things to tell us about his cat Chó (or in actuality, Dog).
Chó, also known as Dog, sells meat in his free time. Which is all the time. The clothes bring all the humans to his yard!
Speaking of the cat, his hooman slave says:
“Dog loves ice cream, traveling and sleeping. He also has a lot of girlfriends and a lot of children in the country.”
The cat called Dog never seems hungry either. That’s one of the perks of being a meat vendor, I guess.
Chó is not amused!
“Dog feels very cozy [in these costumes] and can walk normally.”
Chó can also rock cool sunglasses.
He often confuses humans with his appearance. Is he a glitch in the Matrix, or Neo himself?
Chó occasionally inspects his human workers and makes sure they don’t sleep on the job.
“Fishys, tasty fishys eberyone! COME GET UR FISHY HERE BEST PRICE CHO QUALITY GUARANTEEZ IT!”
“CHO IS BEST FISH VENDOR, NO OTHER FISH VENDOR BETTER THAN CHO! CHO TOP DOG OF FISH!”
“YEES, I CAN POSE, HOOMIN. MY POSE ABSOLUTELY BEST!”
“IF HOOMIN STEALZ NOMZ, I GO PUNISH HOOMIN!” Chó frequently dons his police cat uniform and enforces order on the streets of Vietnam.
He is basically royalty.
And sometimes even royalty wants to chill and just feel casual. Chó and one of his girlfriends.
“I LAUBH AT ALL, I LAUBH AT LIEF, I LAUBH AT U TOO, UNKNOWN HOOMIN. I IZ CHO, AND I IZ PURRFECT!”
I wholeheartedly accept that, Chó! You’re the best best cat!