Who knew that girls were this weird? I did! Ha! But for the rest of you ignorant folks (which is I guess, mostly non-girl humans), today will be a valuable lesson.
Thanks to Diply, who in turn had to thank Reddit, we’ve found some of the grossest and weirdest things girls do. You know what they’re called? SSBs, which stands for “Secret Single Behaviors”. There’s a reason they’re secret, you know… UNTIL NOW.
But what should you expect? Should you continue reading or not? Maybe you’ll be grossed out…? Well, let me give you an example. An SSB is, for example, singing in the shower. While on my period. And I basically imagine myself to be a vampire performing an opera!
But have I done that in front of someone else? Hell no! Will I ever do it?
Well… Maybe if I decide to break up with my boyfriend! Anyways, let’s begin with the gross and weird and secret things girls do.
1. Speaking of periods… You can imagine yourself to be Xena.
Den of Geeks| Reddit | mrmcboss1
2. Bad hair days? Not anymore!
Cleveland| Reddit | War_of_the_Theaters
3. Haven’t tried doing this myself … But I bet some of you are NASTY.
My Devotional Thoughts| Reddit | mellow_c
4. In reality, we can celebrate Movember too.
Shutterstock | NinaMalyna| Reddit | sullenosity
5. Nasty you say? See if I care.
Food Renegade.| Reddit | mrs_arigold
6. It’s so poetic.
7. HAPPENS TO GUYS TOO.
8. Yup, not just women.
Pins Daddy| Reddit | hkh25
9. Kind of OBVIOUS, no?
Reddit | AhhhHoney
10. Some girls like to live DANGEROUSLY.
Pinterest| Reddit | Sloane__Peterson
11. It’s the anatomy, stupid!
12. EEEEEWWWW. But do you do this? I’m not telling.
Empower Your Mind| Reddit | sofa_king_adorable
Well, that’s about all of it. But you know what they say – you can’t have the sweet without the sour. And in the case of us girls, it’s… pretty damn sour sometimes. But hey, that’s what makes us so sweet!