Home Alone? Not Really! Here’s How Macaulay Culkin Lost His Virginity
Well well well, losing one’s virginity is one of those personal facts that are both embarrassing and fascinating at the same time! But if we’re honest, we’ll have to admit that we’re endlessly curious about how everyone else lost their virginity. So today is our lucky day because we’re about to learn how the star of Home Alone, actor Macaulay Culkin – lost his.
Regardless if you did it with the first person you got naked with, or patiently waited for “the right one,” the first sexual experience is one of the most memorable things you’ll ever experience. For good or ill, that is, because as most first attempts – it’s rarely sunshine and roses. Sometimes it’s thorns. Other times, it’s am embarrassing wallowing in a muddy pond.
And actors are no exceptions! Take Macaulay Culkin for example, who, to everyone’s pleasure, decided to share the details of his first sexual experience during a recent interview with Anna Farris.
See that? That’s him when he was Richie Rich in Home Alone. But the actor is thirty-seven now, and is, therefore, free to divulge this kind of information!
When he recently appeared at the Anna Faris Is Unqualified podcast, Culkin confessed:
“Mine was special. It wasn’t gross or weird. It was, yeah, we planned it. It was warm and sticky and I thought like, ‘Geez, this is weird. Am I doing it right?’ And also we listened to The White Album so there you go.”
Uhh. Listen, are you sure you’re not being Richie Rich with us right now? Because ‘it wasn’t weird’ is weirdly contradiction your ‘Geez, this is weird’ thought process!
But the actor bravely continued the embarrassing expose:
“In a nutshell, like, ‘Am I doing it right? This is really warm and sticky. So many new smells, what’s going on?’ So yes that was me losing my virginity at 15.”
We’re both weirded out, Richie. Oops, I mean Macaulay Culkin!
But the actor was very specific about how his kids should have their experience:
“I was about 15, so I think that would be the youngest I’d be okay with that.”
Pressed on by Anna Farris, he joked:
“I’d say about 32. I want them to wait till they’re married.”
Ha ha, very funny Mr. Rich. But, he also revealed his troublesome romantic triggers, and the kind lady he’s with now:
“I’m with a lady right now and she is so good to me that they feel like blows. She just does nice things and I feel like, at first, I didn’t know how to be treated well in that kind of way. It was a strange, almost foreign concept.”
You and me, brother. You and me both.