12+ Ridiculous Shoes You Probably Do Not Want In Your Closet

There is something of a stereotype around women that they’re all somehow obsessed with shoes. How many movies are there when a woman opens her closet and there are just rows upon rows of shoes. I mean, from all the things to get obsessed with, shoes just don’t seem like something most women would share. I mean, yes, we all want to have nice shoes we can match to our outfits, but really, a few pairs are enough.

On the other hand, there really are some people out there obsessed with shoes – specifically, really weird shoes, which is definitely something I can understand. Who wouldn’t find a pair of shoes that just morph into pants or heels with a hidden compartment or hoof-shoes interesting?

There’s an account on Instagram called Crimes Against Shoemanity which is dedicated to documenting the strangest, most ridiculous and eccentric shoes we’ve come across, so scroll down to see some of them. We have to admit though, some of them are pretty genius.

 

1. Say what you want, this is actually pretty smart!

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2. “I heard you like shoes so I put shoes on your shoes…”

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3. Just throw on a denim jacket and you’re good to go…

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4. These are hoof-mazing!

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5. Because carrying around a purse can be so bothersome…

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6. Heel-ception!

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7. I’m a Pisces…

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8. Maybe a better idea would have been not to wear white shoes on a muddy terrain..?

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9. Barbie feet!

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10. We’re just running to the market real quick, don’t be extra…

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11. Hey, I think you have a camel toe, that’s so embarrassing…

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12. The legend has it he can walk on water.

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13. Glove-sandals. Glandals? Sandoves?

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14. Street style to beach style in no time.

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15. You never have to worry about matching your pants and your shoes again!

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16. Is this what The Little Mermaid wore when she first got feet?

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17. Proof that these shoes only look good for a photoshoot.

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See Also:

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